Kirk (@ConnorJobson18) — If there is such a thing as reincarnation,knowing my luck, I'll come back as me.
Bring back Thursday night European football and a guaranteed streaker
25-01-2021 22:32
RT @StevenNUFC: Dwight Gayle in a sarcastic tone "the saviour is back" towards ASM. #NUFC
25-01-2021 22:00
25-01-2021 20:36
RT @mattylp1: @ConnorJobson18 “come over to our table we’ve got couple bottles of smirnoff”
25-01-2021 17:15
@mattylp1 😂😂😂😂
25-01-2021 17:15
Get future love events back open then I’ll be bothered
25-01-2021 17:08
@TaylorandBesty They seem to have gotten off lightly with the fans being so anti Bruce, some of the performances fr…
25-01-2021 16:51
RT @14_HK_: People are dedicated to being miserable on this app
25-01-2021 16:41
25-01-2021 13:18
Has micky chopra’s consortium bought wu yet?
25-01-2021 00:54
RT @HodgyLad: Uploading a photo of ya vaccine card is up there with lads who upload a photo of fifa on the front seat with the seat belt on.
24-01-2021 20:07
How on earth do you keep a straight face saying that
24-01-2021 13:35
24-01-2021 02:36
I don’t understand how we have 19 points
24-01-2021 01:06
RT @worflags: 2009 ✅ 2016 ✅ 2021? ACT LATE, SEAL YOUR FATE. #BRUCEOUT
24-01-2021 00:57
“They shouldn’t be fucking shouting at me they should be shouting at you, and do you know why, coz it’s fucking hal…
23-01-2021 23:55
RT @LewisMishner_:
23-01-2021 23:44
RT @okok_veronica: dog martens
23-01-2021 22:31
RT @cgs1986lfc: I will never get bored of this video for as long as its circulating
23-01-2021 22:11
23-01-2021 22:00
We all kna we’ll start on the back foot and them wing backs will soon be at full back for the remaining 80 minutes
23-01-2021 21:58
RT @bigpapablu: Steve Bruce: Twitter #nufc
23-01-2021 21:56
RT @Rob844884: “Aston Villa are looking to get their season going again, they haven’t won since Boxing Day” ENTER NEWCASTLE UNITED
23-01-2021 15:21
23-01-2021 11:46
@geachy13 I’ll get it on now bonny lad
23-01-2021 02:18
Watching complete shite on YouTube enthusiast
23-01-2021 02:15
22-01-2021 23:50
@Camscott98 That’s now queued on Spotify
22-01-2021 21:55
She will be loved,maroon 5 10/10. Can see why Rio was asking who had his CD
22-01-2021 21:52
Fuck me is bond not deed yet
22-01-2021 20:03
@NDormand Fanny rats!
22-01-2021 19:48
@ryan_gordon24 Roll on it being packed with knackers and clubland on max volume from the jukey
22-01-2021 19:34
I don’t think anyone on this planet has a bad word to say about she moves in her own way by the kooks
22-01-2021 19:05
@Blyth_Spartans Any reason why 2 weeks?
22-01-2021 15:53
@sammfirth_ @Camscott98 Only ever talked about italia 90 and that goal against the jocks
22-01-2021 13:53
RT @DUALIPA: 。✩ 🎀 𝒸𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓇𝒶 𝓇❀𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 🎀 ✩。
22-01-2021 13:43
RT @bicknaker: if the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the poor
22-01-2021 13:04
RT @TSR98_: His plane crashed into the sea
22-01-2021 12:39
RT @atjg__:
22-01-2021 01:29
RT @jakeayrez: Saint max in training guys to cold 🥶 @ffdtvonline @asaintmaximin
22-01-2021 00:56
@NDormand @Camscott98 Honestly frightening how you think that
21-01-2021 23:57
@Camscott98 Him n wazza the best 2 footballers to come out this country
21-01-2021 23:56
Would love to see him at the toon(he still walks into our midfield btw)
21-01-2021 23:54
This would never happen if it was the other way round
21-01-2021 21:34
@Alex159159 I don’t think he understands that there’s a 100% chance of us being in his garage on Saturday
21-01-2021 21:11
@mattyridley04 @JPickford1 Hhahahaha great night bonny lad
21-01-2021 21:06
Hahahahah we’re not suppose to be mixing at all in houses but they’re saying the fine goes up after the 15th person
21-01-2021 20:27
RT @SkySportsPL: What a season this man is having...🧤🔥 After being a shining light in a dim campaign so far for #NUFC, we look at Karl Dar…
21-01-2021 19:30
RT @OfficialTM_3:
21-01-2021 15:38
RT @Gilology: "Bell them birds back lad"
21-01-2021 15:30
RT @DylanBeaumont14:
21-01-2021 12:39
RT @Susan_Riddell_: Wonder if Spanish people sit about watching shows called A Place in the Pishing Rain
21-01-2021 12:39
What a night this was on Merseyside, get the rave on @JPickford1
21-01-2021 11:53
RT @OasisMania: "The records that we make will be in the shops forever"
21-01-2021 11:14
Drake Rihanna take care 10/10
20-01-2021 23:05
RT @NUFCThreatLevel: Steve Bruce can manage both Newcastle and Villa next up as Smith is suspended. Each team with 7 men back marking one s…
20-01-2021 22:47
RT @NotKallyn: ozzy osbourne showing john lennon how to write heavy metal (1968)
20-01-2021 16:01
@3kernan @Charlottegshore
20-01-2021 13:36
@Charlottegshore Do you miss Gary’s parsnip Charlotte?
20-01-2021 13:25
RT @emil_franchi: Next NUFC manager odds: 3/1
20-01-2021 12:10
RT @cazjmay:
20-01-2021 01:37
RT @Outsiders_Footy:
20-01-2021 01:30
Hahahahaha brilliant
19-01-2021 23:56
How does that stop you from putting the team news out
19-01-2021 20:51
RT @DobbySolanoNUFC: Get him in
19-01-2021 19:53
@shannnonknox Back at the crater again this summer then surely?
19-01-2021 19:10
Spot on this
19-01-2021 16:37
RT @SuppressedSikh: Max Branning in 2011
19-01-2021 15:51
RT @DUALIPA: 🧸🌸⛓catch me on @JimmyKimmelLive 11:35pm tonight on ABC!! Check ur local listings 🤩🤩
19-01-2021 13:18
RT @SGibson97: “Take you’re Stone Island badges off lads they’ve just knocked us back”
19-01-2021 12:51
Some bloke has gotten a hard on over a donut and has made some shite up
19-01-2021 11:23
RT @D2Comps: Mesut Ozil - Misunderstood genius Thanks for the memories @MesutOzil1088
19-01-2021 01:56
@lee_ryder Am sure it’s read from a script, same shite every week
19-01-2021 01:21
Praying that’s the tynedale bus tonight
19-01-2021 00:48
RT @NDormand: Brucey bringing Hendrick on
19-01-2021 00:37
The gloves are off and have been replaced with socks
19-01-2021 00:24
@mattyreid25 Everyone knas the worst part of the day is the match
19-01-2021 00:19
Absolutely baffling that you’re on 70+ grand a week, full time footballer and you can’t beat the first man from a corner
19-01-2021 00:10
RT @sportbible: Remembering a classic 😂
18-01-2021 23:52
RT @NUFCThreatLevel: Early findings: This isn’t Keeganism.
18-01-2021 23:41
We look exactly the same but with Carroll giving Wilson some company
18-01-2021 23:40
RT @bigpapablu: Steve Bruce: No Quitter #ARSNEW #NUFC
18-01-2021 22:48
@DUK3JMW Cheers fella, no doubt we’ll be 2-0 down after 9 minutes and Carroll been sent off but we support you ever more
18-01-2021 22:43
RT @SuppressedSikh:
18-01-2021 20:37
Thong straight off (whistle☝️) boom we’ll find that in the morning
18-01-2021 20:36
RT @JayLeRey: This is messed up bro I’m checking all my masks ASAP
18-01-2021 19:08
18-01-2021 18:44
@fun88eng @NUFC We could play for a fortnight and still wouldn’t score
18-01-2021 16:53
@owenbacon99 Luckily the takeover is ‘imminent’ and ‘no red flags’
18-01-2021 16:33
@CoachesVoice City, finally sorted their centre half issue
18-01-2021 13:17
@_EnGee Gold
17-01-2021 23:49
RT @DUALIPA: B-sides are on the way.... 🌕
17-01-2021 23:17
17-01-2021 22:52
RT @TFrancis20: This bloke spent £300 on vets fees and X-rays and it turned out nothing was wrong with the dog, was just copying him out of…
17-01-2021 22:16
RT @ManCity: How 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝗱𝘀 line-up tonight! 🙌 XI | Ederson, Walker, Dias, Stones, Zinchenko, Fernandinho (C), Gundogan, De Bruyne, Bernardo…
17-01-2021 21:25
How’s he able to roam the streets? Surely someone should of throttled him by now
17-01-2021 20:52
What’s the point of a linesman these days
17-01-2021 20:12
@jhst99 I remember my first lads holiday
17-01-2021 15:43
RT @clytlr: when ur friend forgets to give you a blanket
17-01-2021 01:11
So boring drinking in the house unless there’s a house full of knackers and a argument over a boiler set or clubland tv being played
17-01-2021 00:22
RT @Jfoalle7: Just another local hero arising
17-01-2021 00:11
RT @Gilology: Couldn't meet up for a bevvy in Brum so zoom had to do but these lads were class, vid up soon👀
17-01-2021 00:08
RT @NoContextScouse:
16-01-2021 22:43
RT @CrimeLdn: Meanwhile in Glasgow (Scotland)
16-01-2021 19:47
When she says she has a free house but you haven’t got any brakes on your mongoose bmx
16-01-2021 19:28
@ROBSON_THE_RED Bring back long sleeve shirts
16-01-2021 17:46
RT @oldirtyginger: “Ppl don’t deserve a $15 minimum wage bc then my $21.55/hr won’t seem as cool.” - Y’all
16-01-2021 12:31
Wired to the moon listening to Stevie nicks. Life is good
16-01-2021 04:12
15-01-2021 22:00
@CraigHope_DM ‘Absolute shite’ is an understatement
15-01-2021 20:23
RT @bigpapablu: Is HE doing ME doing HIM now? 🤣
15-01-2021 20:14
@owenbacon99 @thehornypolice3 Thanks brother
15-01-2021 19:47
Fantastic set of legs(yes someone tag the horny police)
15-01-2021 19:43
@mattyreid25 @KellyLe63948027 As long as there’s a tele for clubland tv and access to the bandit downstairs, I’m there
15-01-2021 18:14
@KellyLe63948027 Let wu upstairs in the four ladies tonight
15-01-2021 17:11
When you find out the toon don’t play till Monday so they can’t ruin your weekend
15-01-2021 15:55
RT @E_Judge19: When your mate Tom is about to get ran over by a fiesta
15-01-2021 15:29
@KFerguson199 @Camscott98 Hahahah gaffas must kna that nowt gets done on a Friday
15-01-2021 11:50
@Camscott98 Out for the van at 9:50, 10 o’clock break, back out 11:45, bait at 12 then gan back in to pack your tools up then home
15-01-2021 10:42
RT @maevexob: I interrupted their moment :(
15-01-2021 02:03
15-01-2021 01:50
...You sure to see a Fanny rat
14-01-2021 23:26
Motha had her covid vaccine yesterday and I’ve came in from graft today without my tea made. I think we need to look into this vaccine more
14-01-2021 19:55
Shoutout to the four ladies, the pheonix and the crater
14-01-2021 19:28
RT @KevinBurns63: Road in Huddersfield this morning.
14-01-2021 15:37
RT @aimeemthompson: I love Fleetwood Mac x
14-01-2021 14:19
RT @Charlietrypsin: I forgot the best bit of my walk today: this cat who's owners are fed up
14-01-2021 01:43
14-01-2021 00:27
@Alex159159 @rihanna @SavageXFenty Baffles me how blokes prefer sucking cock when there’s lasses like that out there
13-01-2021 22:31
@SkySports_Keith The bloke hasn’t learned from the Mclaren season, at least there’s some belter away games in the c…
13-01-2021 22:26
I’ve just seen a dog grooming place open. So if anyone needs their hair cut then just walk in barking
13-01-2021 20:08
RT @DisturbedLilBoy: Steve Bruce is literally the Geordie Uncle Albert. He's sunk every club he's been at
13-01-2021 12:59
Get relegated so the takeover isn’t in the hands of the premier league
12-01-2021 23:34
RT @bigpapablu: Steve Bruce: sorry couldn't resist #nufc
12-01-2021 23:10
The players need some stick too, absolutely woeful in midfield, must be the only midfield that doesn’t want the bal…
12-01-2021 23:04
Eddie Howe still on the dole?
12-01-2021 22:31
RT @brycey3011: Jamie Redknapp : 17:49 - “Bruce is doing a great job “ 17:51 - “I fancy sheff Utd tonight” 17:54 - “Newcastle are goin…
12-01-2021 21:00
@aidenjeffreyy This sort of tunes doesn’t go well with 40 glakes in 95’s surrounding 4 pallets borning away
12-01-2021 20:15
No argument needed
12-01-2021 19:33
RT @DUALIPA: my lovieeees ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
12-01-2021 19:27
Do teachers smoke?
12-01-2021 18:13
RT @Joey7Barton: Profiteering from children going hungry? How do they sleep at night.
12-01-2021 16:23
Wetherby services is bleak this time on a January morning
12-01-2021 09:45
@NUFC Saivet with his 5 year anniversary cake admin
11-01-2021 20:40
11-01-2021 19:46
RT @BestOfUKComedy: The Office - Free Love Freeway
11-01-2021 18:25
That’s all I want this summer
11-01-2021 15:06
RT @_HaIIey: The Leeds defender currently playing on the left side of the 3 chased my mate James Routledge round a garden with a golf club…
11-01-2021 00:33
11-01-2021 00:28
RT @isombardbm: I am so excited for sex education season 3 because the plot is just so good!!!!! no other reason .............. https://t.c…
10-01-2021 23:25
RT @Josh_Coyle_12: mum left out a vase to put her new flowers in n ma dads filled it up wi tennents fur the game 😂😂😂😂😂…
10-01-2021 23:24
RT @Jack_Mort10: No
10-01-2021 20:37
@jackgallagher4 Idol
10-01-2021 09:55
RT @TheIDSmiths: My brain every time I get a slight headache
10-01-2021 03:47
RT @ellkay_: He was a boy She was a girl
10-01-2021 03:19
@tottenhamharry1 @NUFC You will never touch a Fanny
10-01-2021 01:28
@1994Dylanclark You’d be down the woods with is if Carroll scored that chance
10-01-2021 01:27
@tm_ord I’d have that on draft than what them prawn sandwich brigade drink down there
09-01-2021 23:49
@owenbacon99 We didn’t win bacon
09-01-2021 23:04
RT @DUALIPA: . @BritishVogue cover story shot by Emma Summerton 🤍
09-01-2021 23:00
You can keep your London wine
09-01-2021 22:57
09-01-2021 22:24
RT @bigpapablu: Steve Bruce: Halftime #ARSNEW #NUFC
09-01-2021 21:18
@laurenfish11 That’s why we’re the late kick off
09-01-2021 21:13
It’s quite impressive that we can win the ball in any part of the pitch and it reaches back to our keeper within 5 passes
09-01-2021 20:51
09-01-2021 20:20
@jbeavers_1703 Am coming to yours for the match
09-01-2021 19:45
RT @bigpapablu: Steve Bruce: FA Cup Magic #ARSNEW #nufc
09-01-2021 19:41
RT @JackSmeaton: Fuuuuckk meeee
09-01-2021 18:47
Same again tonight if the toon win
09-01-2021 18:08
09-01-2021 17:49
RT @chorleyfc: Here we go, then - @Adele 🙌
09-01-2021 17:32
RT @rg_1883: What goes through peoples heads to think, you know what, I’ll text radio one saying “keep the tunes coming”
09-01-2021 17:17
RT @DeadlyDijksteel: Warnock gets it. He really does get the fans doesn’t he?
09-01-2021 13:42
@ChronicleNUFC Have a day off will yas
09-01-2021 13:29
Leg owa
09-01-2021 13:21
RT @MichaelBensonn: Dave Allen weighs in on the Tyson Fury glove conspiracies…
09-01-2021 00:34
I just want the pubs open for that bloke to be bothered
09-01-2021 00:18
RT @DelBoy_ofah: On this day 32 years ago, the greatest ever scene in British comedy history was aired... The legendary bar scene! https:/…
08-01-2021 22:13
RT @DUALIPA: my @BritishVogue cover is out now!! On newsstands and digital 🤍 get yoursss!!! Thank you @Edward_Enninful shot by Emma Summert…
08-01-2021 21:03
RT @paulmcdonnell88: Dad had to record a 20 sec video over Christmas for my brothers 40th as he lives in Oz, it took over 7 minutes because…
08-01-2021 20:24
@owenbacon99 I think she’ll kick off bacon
08-01-2021 19:57
RT @RichJolly: No Chelsea manager has ever been decapitated.
08-01-2021 19:18
RT @youwouldknow: “Sorry pal, no stag dos allowed. You’ll have to go to the Wetherspoons down the road.”
08-01-2021 17:36
RT @hairy_witch:
08-01-2021 17:21
RT @danielmiitchell:
08-01-2021 14:30
@mattyreid25 @SamSmartNE
08-01-2021 13:43
Looks like an extra pair of socks is needed for the woods tonight
08-01-2021 13:41
RT @ibelieverihanna: RIHANNA POUR IT UP, 2013
08-01-2021 12:04
RT @LTait8: 😆😆😆
08-01-2021 11:27
08-01-2021 01:09
RT @TransalpinoO: Lets have a bit of Sykesy
08-01-2021 00:38
Purely belter
07-01-2021 23:21
@NDormand It doesn’t get any worse for us supporting blyth and the mags
07-01-2021 20:38
@owenbacon99 @jasminegal01 Can I take you on a date jasmine?
07-01-2021 19:50