Marcus Rashford fan club (@DinhoRebranded) — arguably a better CB than my face twin don't blame me I voted for RLB Views are for sale. https://t.co/uGu7vvXNpb #BlackLivesMatter He/Him
RT @Ciara87C: Hi @JohnnyMercerUK can you remind me again why it is that you think none of the soldiers who murdered these innocent civilian…
RT @Ciara87C: #BallymurphyMassacre inquest result: 10 innocent people shot without justification, coroner finds. This won’t bring them back…
Another fan https://t.co/AAYpTXBhHf
Piece of fabric, flapping in the wind, representing Morocco? Red flag.
@_emilyoram Annoyingly I've just seen this having made a similar but worse joke after this
RT @_emilyoram: “Class” is when a football team you don’t even support does something good.
Someone I generally have pretty pleasant conversations with just blocked me out of the blue and I realise it's very… https://t.co/V9rDH9DKPq
Just quote Sean Connery in The Rock every time patriotism comes up and we'll be a lot better off: "Patriotism is… https://t.co/do3Dfj6xeb
Not a fan of the bourgeois but this is class 👏👏👏
@breadandposes Citation needed on 2 forward 1 back. 1 forward onto a rake knocking 2 backwards onto another rake th… https://t.co/qqVwYm0FPw
@sheikyerbouti_ Cute ginger boy in a tree https://t.co/DcuLUiWvif
RT @Williesillie2: Me saying “No rush” when the restaurant calls and says my orders gonna be delayed a little because they’re busy https://…
@GameofThrowIns Knew you'd end up milking this
RT @hatttiegladwell: Idk isn’t it a bit of a red flag that we literally have so many mental health awareness weeks but no actual mental hea…
@BillDevizes @JoanDevizes @MedicalAidPal Thanks for recommendation mate https://t.co/AJAWxbzg9o
@BillDevizes @JoanDevizes @MedicalAidPal Thinks mate, managed to find someone yesterday (linked out to it in a foll… https://t.co/thMym24KP0
If I were a Bristol based institution that close to the river I would simply not do the kind of thing that would ma… https://t.co/GbeUmWzjGl
@BuckinghamAlice I'm really sorry you're going through such a grim time, Alice. You're a good person and it'll get better.
RT @DankAckroyd: 500 RTs and I drop to page 7 of Michael Caine’s ‘Not Many People Know That’ and give you some facts about nutmeg and the S…
RT @bobby: :) https://t.co/QxoiVCKdAH
RT @Jcmurdoch26: Israel is murdering Palestinian children and this is what my MP has to say about it. Fuck the Labour Party
@taylor_walker8 Sorry how many other footballers have had to take on all 19 other teams AND the government this season?
Full and unequivocal support, love & solidarity with Palestine 🇵🇸 https://t.co/MBaFX3Cr17
Is it just me or does Lawrence Fox just look like a tall, male Jess Phillips?
RT @KateFlood: Full and unequivocal support, love & solidarity with Palestine
RT @AllyFogg: I'm wondering if one or two have cause for reflection when they see Starmer & the moderate, mainstream centre of the Labour p…
RT @YupThatsLo: *gets a PHD* My future daughter: Mom can I- Me: It’s doctor mom.
Been recommended https://t.co/MHxmEvVsji and just managed to set up a monthly donation in about 30 seconds so if yo… https://t.co/MaxqVhfwCw
@ElephantSuitFan @IwriteOK Following now, thank you 👍
@ElephantSuitFan Thank you pal, appreciate it
I know it isn't going to really solve anything but if anyone knows of any charities who are doing good work on the… https://t.co/KdShVJnCfj
Sorry but if you're still on the fence on this or making excuses for this go fuck yourselves and never, ever speak… https://t.co/xxh3HInfCb
@Saltmine1000 @Ciara87C One of those where weirdly doesn't / didn't make it on to TV much - I saw it about 20 years… https://t.co/kEjluq6n8P
RT @TheSinanKose: A whole lot of people would save us some time if they just said "I don't think Palestinians are fully human" instead of t…
RT @Ankaman616: These are my needs. https://t.co/8rmNo9EhZa
@NJ_Timothy What the hell is wrong with you, you ghoul? Say hi to thatcher when you eventually rot in hell
RT @sankarawasright: one of my non-political friends asked me for a recommendation on audible and I suggested the Jakarta Method. He’s fini…
@Ciara87C Ah I'm willing to give it the I'll buy compensatory prosecco if you don't like it guarantee
@Ciara87C One Fine Day is 10/10.
@iggigg Can't click your fingers at an app
Getting a lot of positive feedback about my new conversational style of just sitting and listening and never giving… https://t.co/ExowMkSqWQ
@Ciara87C Yeah if you can't see that charging a lodger 900 quid a month is fucked then maybe you shouldn't be in charge of housing policies
RT @Scientits: Nailed it https://t.co/BrUtd4dtWZ
@PissPosts @jeremywhorebyn Reading this in a Walter Sobchak "This is what happens" voice
@swanabi You're a top, top gal Abi
@Ciara87C Genuinely mental that as a country we have to have twitter legends doing the job of investigative journal… https://t.co/RYHtMQ5gOU
RT @judeinlondon2: Worlds worst person dot gif https://t.co/OdZkhKpsjm
@kentwix12 And my axe
Going for a run on a hangover just so you can justify ordering a pizza from Fat Toni's. You love to see it.
@milkwithno @Bealeionaire @DeanRed123 That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
@Bealeionaire @DeanRed123 @milkwithno Ah yeah fuck that. All of my bosses have been unreal - Phoebe was obviously c… https://t.co/CYiRh2jnrz
@milkwithno @Bealeionaire @DeanRed123 Mate, you were a great boss but lets not pretend I needed smuggling. Consider… https://t.co/cCeAxERRBQ
@Bealeionaire @DeanRed123 @milkwithno Yeah I'll be honest it a) sounds like prison not a festival and b) not a huge amount of fun
@jeremywhorebyn *we're trying to find the guys that did this.jpeg*
@Bealeionaire @DeanRed123 TBF I used to work festivals and never actually missed a shift. Well. I say that. I defin… https://t.co/18gFDJdOpZ
RT @NickyBandini: Thanks for some lovely messages about the ESPN broadcast last night. I had a reflection that I shared on a private social…
RT @DeanRed123: volunteering at a vacccine centre to get jabbed quicker is the new working a festival to get in for free
RT @HayleyDLondon: People who have never or rarely been poor shut the fuck up about what poor people should do/how easy or difficult variou…
RT @rachshabi: Israeli forces storming Al-Aqsa mosque, Islam's third most important site and during the holy month of Ramadan, is self-evid…
@georgegrantham_ Me telling Toto his lunch is ready but it won't stay warm all day: "hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
@BuckinghamAlice Sorry if I'm being massively over dramatic from your last couple of tweets but, here if you need a… https://t.co/YWa1kejtuz
RT @DarickR: When you’re reading a tweet and Twitter automatically refreshes https://t.co/NRbDdtsL3i
@georgegrantham_ "Right, right, so you change the tires? You know what I'm tired of? No union for the pit crew. Are… https://t.co/oqjQqoADsq
RT @jackbern23: Bugs Bunny won't accept any files through WeTransfer or Google Drive, the only way to send him something is as a Whatsapp d…
@JohnnyMercerUK I mean, one of the reasons everyone else present is dead is because he shot a man in the back, John… https://t.co/XQmkqL6TEE
RT @_jasminebaba: Wenger Out Brigade circa 2015 https://t.co/RNNfOJXJbk
RT @KateFlood: prioritising the exclusion of huge sections of the population from voting, instead of resourcing health and social care, or…
RT @KateFlood: this is voter suppression, it is a means to naturalise increased surveillance, and it makes citizens accountable to the stat…
@Ciara87C Quite the fucking week for it, between British attitude to Ireland and the complete silence from 99% on the IDF.
@thehuwdavies If you find one let me know please!
@Ciara87C Absolute fucking bastards. If you don't want to be done for murder don't go around murdering. Honestly ca… https://t.co/ijPONolWtL
My liver is retaliating like Mark Wahlberg finding out his team has been wiped out.
RT @AyoCaesar: In perhaps the biggest surprise of the reshuffle, Peter Mandelson has replaced Keir Starmer as leader of the Labour Party.
Not being funny but I think Andrew WK has been working out harder than he has been partying
RT @tobyherman27: Speed has perfect three shirt structure — he sheds a shirt for each act. https://t.co/XW1eSOWspN
@Ciara87C Not gonna lie, I'm smashed. Trying to stay awake long enough for the emergency scran. Please tell me you'… https://t.co/isM0EeHYkq
RT @johnmcdonnellMP: Sacking Nick Brown, one of the most experienced and tactically astute chief whips the party has ever had, is inept in…
@georgegrantham_ Oh mate could totally see you leaking that X is off to drive for Y next year because they are a [insert insult]
Look all im saying is one of you needs to remember I'm cooking Linda sausages and hashbrowns and nudge me in 20 x
@Ciara87C Hah! Very late to the party but - cheers https://t.co/DbRJeNj4gb
@LCSCalifornia You're a legend, big love x
@Ciara87C Honestly getting up for an early bike ride trying to be wholesome this morning and seeing "YA DIRTY BASTA… https://t.co/xXpH5X1oKU
@Ciara87C HAHA I love the idea that you've got multiple timelines on the go where this is a possible reaction. I su… https://t.co/LMXlwbmngo
@Ciara87C THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS CIARA, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS
@Ciara87C TBH when you've got good company it's not a bad shout. We've gone super cliche Big Lebowski
@Ciara87C What's the movie plan?
@helloitskelly_ I had this phase where I had a beer tap at home and sure the beer tastes good but the intangible of… https://t.co/0sbjI1nXnx
@Ciara87C Big fan of being smug when you've fucking crushed it and served up a big fat roast dinner for your best pals
@Ciara87C Mate - proud of you. Veg looks incredible. Smashed the back doors off it.
@helloitskelly_ Really fucking bangs. Like. Nearly cried at the fact we weren't on a video call but could actually chat in person?
Having beers with a bunch of mates that I absolute love and haven't seen in a year? Yeah I love it.
@NoelJnks Unless they get their puppies out they're not a dog milf
RT @itspeterj: This is called a Nice-osceles triangle https://t.co/dkMQQol91C
RT @papasombra: OMFG https://t.co/IPS0jspE5Q
@jeremywhorebyn I may have voted remain, but I want to take control of British fish
@jeremywhorebyn Think the Keir Starmer fish supper may have broken my mind
@jeremywhorebyn Think this website has broken me but that was actually really hot.
@keewa @scrubmummy I don't want to make everything about politics but Liberals. Liberals would do that. Ooooh I'm b… https://t.co/1ZnEoyoROt
@milkwithno Honestly, would be absolutely buzzing for this! Funny story - that October timing might just work out p… https://t.co/NZ4lcBRE3X
@scrubmummy Nah fuck that mate you're not a bad person and I will literally fight any cunt who tries positioning yo… https://t.co/OjoQOHHgcF
@milkwithno Well, that's because I'm stupid. But some moonshine will help the healing process!
@Ciara87C ah mate buzzing for you. Once that second jab hits my arm I'm going to be like Wolverine. Or, you know, a… https://t.co/MpS55kECAI
@milkwithno Amazing. Thinking I can cheat the 12 countries thing by doing Canada, USA and Mexico in a 3 week period… https://t.co/ZoOYjKUUoY
@milkwithno FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THIS. I want a US leg to this and I really, really, really want to come see yo… https://t.co/xQpX0DSvKa
Too many beers in so going to share my ridiculously stupid idea with you lot in the hope you'll hold me to it. Ge… https://t.co/jQWLMqRopv
@mmtowns Can't forget it if you've already forgotten it eh?
@Ciara87C Nah I get it - not quite as extreme for me but mine area all over the country + brother in Spain so you t… https://t.co/Tco0GY9hcT
@Ciara87C I try not to be Live Love Laugh / World's Best Uncle too much but honestly just smashing a load of beers… https://t.co/1Zb8G8F14n
@Ciara87C Ah well as long as it's sound people all being sound, smashing a roast and getting pissed what's not to love?
@Ciara87C Nah fuck that you're just dealing in bigger portions but the maths is still roughly the same. Just promis… https://t.co/syRISzk0iQ
@Ciara87C Some people say melt, others say genius. It's a tough balance but when the roast absolute slaps I'm definitely in the genius camp.
@Ciara87C @DawnButlerBrent @helensclegel @itrainedflowers DRAG HIM YOU LEGEND
@Ciara87C Honestly buzzing to see a roast dinner veteran plying her trade this way. Oven off. Relaxed with a wine?… https://t.co/vqTt0JwUfl
RT @leftoverpod: /// LEFT/OVER Episode 14. The Sewer Report /// We're back this week with the original twosome @aarjanistan and @jeremywh…
@Ciara87C How's it all looking? More importantly how many 18+ Orange Juices have gone down?
RT @DawnButlerBrent: @helensclegel @itrainedflowers This is funny... I probably shouldn't say it but... it is funny🤣
RT @helensclegel: Keir Starmer abstaining on whether or not he's sacked Angela Rayner is peak forensic centrism.
@_emilyoram Really looking forward to this, good work
@jeremywhorebyn Love a season 3 joke that references season 1.
@jeremywhorebyn Omg. Tbf we all had a weezer phase
@scrubmummy You're a good person and they're lucky to have you as a neighbour. Genuinely DM me a link or some detai… https://t.co/cwJTYYjQfu
@stephenkb @iammightor @amphitryoniades @AytonRichard Materially what do you think Keir Starmer has done to address… https://t.co/XxMic70wZr
@scrubmummy Mate I'm a few hundred miles away and can offer zero practical support but if I can offer any financial… https://t.co/PoLrrORziy
RT @Private_Fuq: https://t.co/q2Wo3KCfoF
@HamishDwyer She was stone cold sober and had a head start. I'd had a belly full of moretti. Even contest.
When you've had 6 pints and a 7 year old tells you you can't catch them for tickle monster https://t.co/aMTk7SnJHR
@BuckinghamAlice This sounds horrific but I promise you'd definitely be missed. Hope you're OK x
@Ciara87C Favorite bit of Christmas with family coming here is locking myself in the kitchen like some genius at wo… https://t.co/lrH5AYg7uU
@Ciara87C I'll be honest I've had too many pints for top right of image attention to detail but if that's a mimosa… https://t.co/C8dTKq91pk
@Ciara87C Ah you've done a banging job tbf. Get that lot boiling then roasting and get yourself a drink to celebrate
@Ciara87C Fucked it pal. Absolutely fucked it.
@Ciara87C Sorry but if you're making the roast then the people you cook for peel the potatoes
RT @LauraSmithCrewe: If you are watching the clip from Hartlepool and blaming/judging the two voters then you are never going to understand…
@papasombra I genuinely woke up this morning thinking I should try a Starmed Hams gag but didn't have the heart for it. Well played
RT @papasombra: https://t.co/n1qyenIFP7
RT @multiplebears: @sharpeleven @bleftmaaaaate labour opposed it during the corbyn years but have gone back on that, and beforehand they to…
RT @multiplebears: genuinely been really upset about this clip all day, people hear a north east accent and something that’s not some pat l…
RT @multiplebears: they’re not stupid, they’re paying more attention than you are
RT @multiplebears: then labour parachute in a candidate who was on the board of the company gutting the hospital!! & the auld lad is right,…
RT @multiplebears: so depressed by the response to this, hundreds of replies and QTs calling them thick as pigshit when the reality is that…
@TanaDJoseph @Ciara87C I'll be honest the mix of "yeah mate you're going to hell" and grudging admiration have been worth the shame.
Labour friends of Carmagedon https://t.co/GPOQI3BE73
Don't get me wrong the Lawrence Fox thing is piss funny but let's not pretend he didn't more than cover his £10k de… https://t.co/mKCgq7Vr1W
RT @jrc1921: https://t.co/Yhx8CEJfwq
Anyone done this yet? https://t.co/C9piiCsTil
RT @tezilyas: My, normally Labour voting, working class British Muslim cousin didn’t vote on Thursday. I text him to ask him why and he sa…
RT @StefGotBooted: Funny seeing takes like 'you can't criticise because Corbyn did badly too'. Well, we are just using standards you applie…
@YesMissMurphy @Ciara87C https://t.co/pwQKj7jIzQ
RT @RJConway92: When you ask what’s for tea and mum heads to the drawer with the takeout menus 😂.
Labour Right Spartans 🤝 Losing 300 and claiming a victory https://t.co/JhDTcijFXW
RT @CatAldgate: Does Jenny Chapman get to keep the whip, though?
RT @alifrond: Imagine him trying to undo a bra with this https://t.co/IoJHDRoz9N
@ElephantSuitFan @Ciara87C Got to be honest the notifications on this at 8am are a lot more shame inducing than they were at 1am.
Watching the new fast and furious trailer and can't help feeling like Dominic always talks about family because he… https://t.co/xOnIAHZc1q
@misslucyp "No I said he's like Angela Eagle" "Right well I've written it down now so..."
RT @ZinnTruther: Not being vindictive but based on genuine concerns of competence when I say that anyone who considers themselves on the le…
RT @rushinformalism: In response to the election fiasco, Starmer has hired a pollster who wrote an amateur ethnography of the Red Wall, whi…
RT @AbiWilks: I’m Keir Starmer’s only red wall focus group member. I’m roaring drunk, putting on different fake moustaches and regional acc…
RT @LamentablyAwake: https://t.co/3WxU7jK9Yh
RT @jelly_pack: I can't believe how many extra layers of funny this has now https://t.co/75L7vum3TR
Omg the Dog and Nonce is reopening https://t.co/0IimQK3Zab
RT @ryxnf: i hate this https://t.co/4gF7wAS4QC
RT @kira_lerner: My dog is six months old and already understands irony https://t.co/SYdIbxou73
RT @orbitingoccult: Soooo I turn 30 next year and my sister turns 13... Our bdays are a month apart.... so what I’m saying is I need to con…
RT @jamesmoran: https://t.co/G4YxDw3rKq
RT @wariotifo: https://t.co/OjcxOani5b
RT @twcuddleston: keir starmer today https://t.co/PLv1JAe6xr
RT @DawnHFoster: Labour Party HQ moving to a Travelodge room outside Norwich
@jeremywhorebyn Finding out John Major got pegged
@jeremywhorebyn This is more of a great hacks getting mugged off thing but Helen Lewis bresaola always sticks in my… https://t.co/wfa0GRtIIk
Turns out he's hard left after all
@jeremywhorebyn Does eat the book count?
@AnarchoBob @Ciara87C https://t.co/5PchSCVoK9
@helloitskelly_ And I thought Hartlepool was the worst thing she'd blown
@helloitskelly_ I was meant to be getting an early night
RT @pouch_captain: Tbf were all missing Tim Shipmans greatest tweet today https://t.co/jv0WAZhVPX
@helloitskelly_ That stings
@misslucyp Yeah if there's downhill from that then seer my retinas now
@misslucyp It's probably the worst image I have ever conjured
@wherestheball11 @Ciara87C Best to mute the rudey dudeys if you're so fucking sensitive.
He obviously doesn't Keir about his wife
@wherestheball11 @Ciara87C No need to call me British, I can't help being born in a country full of cunts.
RT @DmitryOpines: Perhaps the media should reflect on Laurence Fox apparently receiving less than one vote per article written about him in…
@whatsiobhandid Love nights like this. Massive nerd that I am.
@wherestheball11 @Ciara87C Hahaha shut the fuck up
@isamyelyah I know, I know, I've just let the bar fall painfully fucking low.
RT @alexnunns: Keir Starmer has just done Angela Rayner's leadership ambitions a huge favour.
@isamyelyah Hayley, not now, let him take out Starmer first
This might be the worst thing I've ever tweeted https://t.co/SXYwaIazZA
RT @steamedhamms: "how'd the reshuffle go?" "well, i need to stay at yours tonight"
@sewadyllo @Ciara87C Don't pretend you're better than me.
@Ciara87C I heard he came on her stomach and called it abstaining
Honestly not sure how many times I woke up in Enfield instead of East Finchley but going to guess upwards of 10. https://t.co/yUMavSPOZK
RT @johnmcdonnellMP: Keir Starmer said yesterday that he took full responsibility for the election result in Hartlepool & other losses. Ins…
RT @ofthesparrows: at least somebody still wants keir starmer’s snake oil
@jeremywhorebyn "Uhhh Jenny, it's Friday, Uhhh, you know what that means don't you? Fish supper"