Charlie (@awkwardundead) — I'm a person
RT @VP: Ready to serve.
RT @daveweigel: @jonathanchait "and then there was Donny Two Times, who got that nickname because he was impeached two times."
Happy 2nd Impeachment!
RT @BernieSanders: A number of Administration officials are resigning in protest to Trump’s horrific acts of sedition yesterday. Not good e…
RT @TheSims: Let the investigation begin! 😱👻 Tune in January 12th for the first pack reveal of 2021! #TheSims4StuffPack https://t.co/Qs1Xrt…
Nothing else needed to say https://t.co/fwefbyLWt0
Gosh, the Prime Minister looks so lovely here 😍 https://t.co/s7n5shgf5L
@rachael_letts @Levishawttea @TheSims I agree with this. Also knowing sims, the hotels wouldn't run properly and be annoying to play with.
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THIS COULDN'T GET BETTER https://t.co/846Ie8HnKS
@TheSims Better late than never. Still not getting my hopes up.
@Gwen6930 @TheSims Not even just that. I would like to just have a natural dark blonde/light brown that most blonde… https://t.co/eAxrmu1r7R
RT @TheVandelay: @TheSims Cool, but Star Wars is still a bad fit for TS4. * can't build in Batuu * Rey/Kylo can't be romanced * Batuu outfi…
@TheSims I'm glad you guys made a response and I look forward to the next expansion pack... but I'm not getting my… https://t.co/6tp7xFYOAs
@TheSims No 🍤
@AdeleLauraG I just want my sim to woohoo Kylo Ren; the rest makes me infuriated.
@TheSims This is so far from what simmers wanted that it's actually comical at this point. 2020 really has been a d… https://t.co/74n5qPpfkg
@TheSims I'm glad someone pointed out it was a bird. I thought the guy was hugging a worm.
@BongosBingo She's in Newcastle and needs some love for her bday so please shout her out!
@BongosBingo Shout out to my friend @georguacarr_ it's her bday!! Happy 23!!!
As an expat, I can concur https://t.co/zEfipdshCc
@CallMeKevin1811 @stellarlunatic Hey, found this free game on steam! I think it would be a good one to try out! https://t.co/UGcI1BSExX
The only thing that has been keeping me going during my battle with strep throat and getting broken up with.… https://t.co/aoLvkXfyn7
RT @skaime_: “DO I PASS??” MICHAEL: #ahs https://t.co/nXkadQsfxE
When you're sure everyone is going to forget your birthday because it's near Thanksgiving #ItsNovember27
3rd party votes...you fucked us. #uselection
#TLC #90dayfiance You have to accept his Moroccan culture if you want to accept him. It's not going to fucking disappear. GTFO
#TLC Watching 90 day fiance and cringing over how much I hate the fat bitch from Florida but love her fiance...you're not in America anymore
Honestly I would hate to have Shelley as a sister-in-law too #AHS6
RT @fkatwizzlers: Watch Evan Peters end up being one of these nasty hillbillies. Yall will still go out your way to pretend he fine #AHS6
When American Horror Story mentions the town you live in :/ #AHS6
Good sides of not being home for Christmas: No one will be asking me why I'm single.
There are some things that I innately know but it is not the time. Right now, this is my journey.
Won the lottery on getting all of my childhood sicknesses at one time. Woot.
I could probably bitch if I wanted to but right now things are good :)
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
My cat's an idiot, one bestie is hungover and the other is cooking for me. Life is great
Titanic; a movie that I haven't seen in years but still makes me cry
And if you feel like you need to get away, let me be your escape
Dear lover, I'm bipolar in all the best ways
I was wondering what I would forget on this trip. Headphones... motherfucking headphones... #fml #firstworldproblems
I've been in work everyday this week and it's to party. I'm loving this. I'm happy for great friends and beer on special!
That moment when you put your teeth whitening stuff in and realize you never finished your cheerwine.... #africa
Sushi gods you have failed me.
Drunk me loves Lady Gaga....
Oh Billy Idol... #swoon
First day off work in a long time and I literally don't know what to do today
I think I need a cup of joe #snoozealert
Have fun with those basic bitches.
Fortunately not as hungover as I thought I would be... actually pretty much not hungover at all! #blessed
About to run a stypidly hot bath and veg out for a while! Yay!
I genuinely believe that everything happens for a reason. I believe that the best surprises take years to happen.
The worst thing about my #insomnia is hearing the birds chirp. It's just a reminder that I've been awake all night #nosleep
I want to be inspired again...inspired to love, be vulnerable, and to dream. Now I feel as if I am the farthest thing from that.
Sometimes I think I was stronger when I was little. #insomnia
No class tomorrow. I love my life.
Movies in bed with spiked hot chocolate! Yay snow days!
I'm just going to sit in my safe place and wait for my mood to dissolve. Sometimes I wonder if I should get back on my meds.
Social justice has been served
@midnight Battle Royale on Brokeback Mountain
Drinkin' white wine straight from the bottle #Africa
I just finished two loads of laundry. Tomorrow will start the other two.. yay me #africa
Now that I've filled my belly with much deliciousness, time to park thine car. #africa
Finally tired enough for sleep. Goodnight.
Just spent 3 hours cleaning my room. Now all that is left is the clothes #yayadulthood
So I now live alone and my car is still my ultimate hiding spot...
If I hear this little girl say "mine ball" one more time I'm going to make it my ball....
"@BuzzFeed: 34 American Lady Scientists Who Changed The World http://t.co/2nKJG6SyO4" Talk about a real lady boner
Yea...this is ridiculous...it looks like there is a doctor's appointment waiting for me
Beer and Pizza at NYP Gboro. This is the life.
Heading to Gboro tonight with @discodirge #happyhunting
Up at 3am sewing for tomorrow's photoshoot. This is the life #nosleep
My head is fuzzy. I like unicorns.
I just entered to #win & you can too: "Free wig given away at every 5000 entries.". Enter the #giveaway here: http://t.co/quXpQSOb90
The only downside to this job is waking up at 6am. #tooearly #nosleep
I would want to do everything before I go to bed: from learning french to writing down my grocery list... #firstworldproblems #insomnia
Nothing better than a recruiter for a pyramid scheme getting an attitude with your for changing your mind.
Everyday, it seems like I'm just waking up and waiting to go to back to sleep.
I'm not America's biggest fan but if it pisses off the foreigners I teach, I sure as hell am. #MERICA
I have no life. The bed has become my best friend.
I guess I am a little bit lovesick.
Now that all my conventions are over, I have no idea of what to do with the rest of my summer.
My knee hurts so bad today.
Sometimes I wonder how weird my roommate actually thinks I am..
I'm too awake for it to be this late at night.
Going out tonight. I love Charleston http://t.co/HB9a8cLn9b
Finally broke down and bought a new battery for my laptop. Goodbye sweet sweet money.. #brokecollegestudent
Awkward Charlie is awkward
Just as yesterday was symbolic of all my failures, today represents a new hope and rebirth after the fall.
Time to fail a test
Adam Scott is the everything I want in a man...just give him Ben Wyatt's personality. #drool
One day I'll wake up next to the person I can't live without. Until then, I can dream.
"And I've lived and I'm okay." - Lemon Meringue Tie #DGD #lyrics
I've never punched someone before (in a fight) but today I'm tempted to.
I have the two qualities you require to see absolute truth. I am brilliant, and unloved. #DrWho
Give me peace to make it through the day, and rationale to keep these emotions at bay.
It's therapeutic when people that you love come back into your life. Tonight was great. I needed this.
My day is shaping up to be pretty shitty.
Good things come to those who wait.
#SinceWeBeingHonest grammar nazis bug the hell out of me.
@discodirge "All roads lead to Summit Ave."
After two years of dieting and working out, I've finally hit my goal weight! Now time too keep it up and lose 10 more lbs!!
It's hard to be good.
2 exams down, 3 to go.... I'm really not looking foreword to Tuesday
It's crazy people who think the normal people are crazy.
Someday the tide will lower and we'll be able to wade out in ease
And after the last couple of weeks without food, my dad has stocked me up with so much that I don't think I'll be able to eat it all.
Listening to cheery music and putting up the Christmas tree! My mood for today is steadily increasing. Good :)
The therapist said I like to run away. I wonder how far it will take me to run from this.
Thank you for never sharing the stars with me. That way it's not just a beautiful thing associated with a bad feeling.
After watching doomsday preppers, I'm not sure how many of these people I would want to survive after a major castatrophe...
Fuck, just realized that going to see my family means I have to learn how to shut my mouth.
@discodirge BUT I STILL LOOOOVE YOU <3333
I'm not going to be bitter. It's better to have loved than to never loved at all. I have plenty of pleasant memories and wish them the best.
Things I want for my birthday: headphones, a sweater, money to eat, and memory foam for my bed.
How can I study when I have so much going on? I don't know if I can do this...
Ever since I was little, I've been the type of person to cry for only a day and bounce right back. Thank god for resilience.
“You know, you left without saying good-bye. That's not like you, not that I have the slightest idea what you're like.” ― Warren Beatty
I've tried to be really girly but I'm think I'm forever going to be daddy's little tomboy.
Have to stay busy.
You mess up my one day of rest....I mess up your love life...
I don't want to get up. Bleghhh. Let's make it through the next 4hrs unscathed.
It's creepy when you read the last post before someone dies. #RIPMitchLucker
Two tests in one day... I'm about to kill it.
At this rate I'm going to go insane ....
@drstephenconnor thanks for the quote, it made me feel better :-)
Hell or glory, I don't want anything in between #lyrics
Every time I even so much as THINK to take a shower, someone steps in.. EVERY TIME
Just made a crop top put of my alesana shirt.
Part of me wishes I didn't cut off all my hair.
Well...my wonderful weekend has had some change of plans...ha.
I need a break...
There are so many things I want to do and people I want to see but I feel as if I'm being stretched too thin to meet these obligations.
I don't see the point of being back in Raleigh when people can pick and chose when they care to give a shit about me.
Nothing hurts worse than someone saying that you don't have anyone in your life.
I got my wisdom teeth out today. The drugs get rid of my pain but doesn't quite help the loneliness.
@discodirge haha okay!
I hate being back in Lexington
I need sleeping pills ora couple glasses of wine tonight...ugh.
I'm pretty sure my boyfriend wears tighter pants than me. @tacosforgilles
I love my Frenchies. I wish they didn't have to leave in December :(
#QuestionsIHateBeingAsked Did that piercing under your eye hurt?
Time shows again and again that you can't do anything without a scene kid copying it.
Well it hasn't been two weeks and my hair has successfully managed to reach the awkward stage.
It's going to be a struggle to make it through the rest of the day.
I have a test in less than thirty minutes and I cannot even think. Still upset over last night. #fml
That awkward moment when you keep seeing some old broad staring at you.
I love it when Japanese restaurants have more traditional dishes.
So my paper took longer than expected...about an hour longer due to me writing it and erasing it over and over again.
I think the only reason you call yourself an outcast or a freak is because you wanted someone to give you enough attention to label you.
@discodirge #insidejokes ;)
Well I thought my cousin was wearing a necklace but then noticed it was just a shadow on one of her extra chins.. #fatgirlproblems #wow
Wish me goodluck on today's test
About to take a nap and then study for History. yayyy
This is probably the worst bit of procrastination I've had in a while
Today is definitely a K-Pop day.
I'm really about to skip class.
I give up. I fucking get back to this shit.. not cool.
Dungeons and dragons night. Fuck yea
Probably the scariest thing on earth - #teapartiers
It would be our luck to hit every damn red light
RT @StephenAtHome: Mitt Romney has won the GOP nomination! So inspiring. The man overcame crushing privilege to make it here.
This weather is making me sick.
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I can't believe Super Junior is on MTV now. I'm really happy for them! http://t.co/zwHIvvVf via @Artists_MTV
Laundry is taking forever tonight...
"What chiefly frightens me is the common routine of life from which none of us can escape." - Terror, Anton Chekhov
#NothingIsBetter than a new sketch pad!! First drawing of tthe night! http://t.co/d02nDO0R
I've been feeling pretty introverted today.
What do I have to do around here to get some goddamn cuddles?! #girlfriendproblems
@divinityINK @TylerDurden1974 Bonjour!
Idk why but rainy days and Japanese food always go perfectly together
The homesickness is already hitting. Fuck this..
Getting ditched by my boyfriend, probably my least favorite part of the day.
@discodirge well miss you should hop on that train. My roommate is gone for the weekend and there is so much going on right now.
There's fucking Christian hippie music outside my dorm......
#pll is way too predictable
I'm really good at pretending to care.
I always manage to find a way to make myself seem even more awkward
@discodirge I liked him better as a soccer coach ;)
I think the bags under my eyes and the bags I packed for school are competing to see who can get bigger #ineedsleep
People say I've changed since high school. The truth, they just didn't notice what was right there in front of them.
RT @GrandadJFreeman: I saw a fat girl with a damn Guess shirt on, so I approached her and said "380lbs?"
Having four kids fight for my attention all day has left me tuckered out.
#PlacesYouWontFindAWife in your mother's basement.
For the first time in a while, I'm excited to live life.
Nothing is more annoying than seeing someone else called before you while waiting at the doctor...when you were supposed to be first.
Dentist. Sleep. Work. This is my life.
The only thing that makes this any better is knowing that it wasn't my fault.