
0 0
I have GOT to get some hoes this year
24-01-2021 12:25

0 0
I need to stop eating dinner at 8 pm knowing damn well I stay up til 2 or 3 am
24-01-2021 11:41

0 0
I didn’t buy bread when I went grocery shopping this week bc I had like half a loaf left. And I went to go make bre… https://t.co/QgQoo8OJLB
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24-01-2021 11:36

0 0
I was supposed to have this task done for my parents tomorrow and I haven’t even started it yet. They want me to lo… https://t.co/qNmDLAoOPM
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24-01-2021 11:33

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Finally listening to your album suggestion Daniel and I really like it. This will definitely be an album I revisit… https://t.co/n33qoj1AnY
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https://t.co/n33qoj1AnY
24-01-2021 11:20

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I know my breathing rate is on the lower end of the scale. 12-20 breaths per minute is number and I’m usually aroun… https://t.co/7dw37MEw6Q
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24-01-2021 11:19

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I think my brother is only texting me bc he’s high
24-01-2021 11:07

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Albums from yesterday
Illmatic - Nas (01/23/21)
Flowerboy - Tyler, The Creator (01/23/21)
IGOR - Tyler, The Creat… https://t.co/di3P0efPJY
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24-01-2021 10:59

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Thought I was tired. My alarm is set for 0800 , it’s 0155 right now. Gonna try to listen to another album before I fall asleep
24-01-2021 10:56

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He is also the most inconsistent Texter I’ve ever met. The last time I messaged him was last Monday and I was talki… https://t.co/Z2vK21j3fA
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24-01-2021 10:30

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One of my favorite memories I have with my brother is when he called me and asked if I could come over to his apart… https://t.co/UmvIFgobrg
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https://t.co/UmvIFgobrg
24-01-2021 10:28

1 0
Trynna find someone to send good morning and goodnight texts to
24-01-2021 10:20

0 0
Goodnight y’all
24-01-2021 10:08

1 0
Starting the new day off with Electric Ladyland - Jimi Hendrix
24-01-2021 09:08

2 0
I’m not saving myself for marriage, I’m saving myself for the next person who DMs me
24-01-2021 08:44

1 0
Dear lord i forgot how fast boats glide on ice in Minecraft
24-01-2021 08:43

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I need more friends but I will not put any effort into reaching out to y’all. I just expect y’all to like my posts… https://t.co/zoxXnFQVp0
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https://t.co/zoxXnFQVp0
24-01-2021 08:29

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RT @Blmtrain: If you gon post Bernie sitting make sure you got the right picture of him... https://t.co/nsljSUNuk4
24-01-2021 08:28

0 0
I like how I look with just a mustache, but I like having a stubble bc it makes it look like I have a more defined jawline
24-01-2021 08:04

0 0
Imma listen to all of Kanye’s albums again, like I did with Tyler
24-01-2021 07:44

1 0
I’ve listened to 29 albums in their entirety so far for 2021. I’ve listened to 6 of those today and I’m going to li… https://t.co/Uej087sujE
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https://t.co/Uej087sujE
24-01-2021 07:41

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I hate the “you can’t be gay if you’ve never been with a dude” type of people. Like boi I know for a fact you’ve ne… https://t.co/j5E6hrlbJs
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24-01-2021 07:16

2 0
Old school rap really likes to use the word faggot
24-01-2021 07:04

0 0
Now listening to illmatic
24-01-2021 06:43

1 0
Pls https://t.co/Bzvl2f6ZzU
https://t.co/Bzvl2f6ZzU
https://t.co/Bzvl2f6ZzU
24-01-2021 06:30

0 0
@grrrworm The sad truth
24-01-2021 06:17

1 0
I watch too many cooking videos to cook the same 3-5 things
24-01-2021 06:00

1 0
I ate two big pieces of lasagna and I’m still hungry. I know I don’t need to eat after dinner but it’s tempting
24-01-2021 05:17

2 0
Do y’all read episode descriptions or just skip it and watch the episode? I never read them bc I don’t want any spoilers
24-01-2021 05:09

0 0
Sorry Jordan https://t.co/16layKVtYX
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24-01-2021 05:08

0 0
Who wants to watch Agent Cody Banks with me?
24-01-2021 04:59

1 1
I wish IGOR was longer. 39 minutes just isn’t enough
24-01-2021 04:45

1 0
Penne rigate is my favorite pasta to cook with
24-01-2021 04:43

1 0
I’ve listening to all of Tyler’s albums in like two days. Probably gonna listen to all of Odd Futures music tonight
24-01-2021 04:38

0 0
I will continue posting this every time I get a haircut even tho I’m aware it isn’t funny https://t.co/lHRfblrtIy
24-01-2021 03:49

1 0
The Bernie pic was more cute than funny
24-01-2021 03:27

0 0
Why does @tedcruz have such a brittle spirit?
24-01-2021 03:03

0 0
I wonder what my barber thinks of me
24-01-2021 02:45

0 0
I’m friends with like 6 people from high school
24-01-2021 02:41

0 0
Listened to four albums today. Probably can get another 3-4 in before I go to bed
24-01-2021 02:36

1 0
The only downside of getting a haircut is how much product is put in my hair. So right now it looks like greased sl… https://t.co/c9NQguNtav
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https://t.co/c9NQguNtav
24-01-2021 02:31

1 0
I’m always the only white person in this barber shop
24-01-2021 02:25

0 0
Making small talk with my stepdad is the most awkward shit ever. I like never talk to this man
24-01-2021 01:37

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RT @BlackSocialists: What we mean by “building dual power,” explained in just 18 seconds by Subcomandante Marcos. 🖤 https://t.co/DgSOhewVuk
24-01-2021 01:16

0 0
I’ve had this joke in my head for months now
24-01-2021 01:13

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RT @nutellaklaus: i miss the umbrella academy so much you guys cant even imagine https://t.co/g1oovxBoaF
24-01-2021 00:38

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RT @nycsouthpaw: impressed with the rate of fire and the overall accuracy
24-01-2021 00:36

1 0
I have like a two inch long scar on my shoulder and I have no idea how it happened. Neat
24-01-2021 00:19

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My ankles sound like one of these bad bois when I go upstairs https://t.co/BwFlBl2BgH
24-01-2021 00:02

1 0
Every time I chop down a tree in Minecraft i plant a new one to replace it
23-01-2021 23:04

1 0
@BenBigg51565106 I couldn’t help myself 🥰
23-01-2021 22:31

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@BenBigg51565106 I had my shorts and shoes on don’t worry. And thank you
23-01-2021 22:31

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@BenBigg51565106 I don’t think this is what hundreds of people wanted to see https://t.co/UoHGEcYen9
23-01-2021 22:29

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I was shirtless at two football games my senior year and i don’t know why I thought that was a good idea
23-01-2021 22:25

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@audreytbright You sure will :)
23-01-2021 21:18

1 0
Anyone wanna platonically get married? Like for tax purposes
23-01-2021 21:16

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@audreytbright My condolences. Happens to the best of us 😢
23-01-2021 21:07

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RT @tropicanapussy: i got asked why i tweet about politics so much and just wanna say it’s not me, i have no memory of any of my political…
23-01-2021 20:57

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RT @sapphicbisexual: saying bisexuality excludes trans people or calling bisexuality binary isn’t an “opinion” by the way, you’re just biph…
23-01-2021 20:27

0 0
No other reason
23-01-2021 20:22

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I still don’t really know how to use discord so I think that’s why I don’t have a gf yet
23-01-2021 20:22

0 0
Gotta clean my black air forces today
23-01-2021 20:14

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I have a friend who has never been vaccinated bc of her parents and stuff. I can’t help but to think that I could t… https://t.co/NN375eDOwC
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https://t.co/NN375eDOwC
23-01-2021 20:10

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Once I started using 😂🙄🥰 I knew my live was going downhill
23-01-2021 20:09

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RT @sgtballsvevo: hey um yeah leftists? lets all take a second because you keep talking about how joe biden “isn’t doing anything” lemme st…
23-01-2021 19:56

1 0
I was expecting to fall asleep pretty easily last night. I had tv on as background noise and ended up going through… https://t.co/CGPZH8ctdU
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23-01-2021 19:49

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RT @marwilliamson: The Larry King show was a glue that helped hold things together. “I wonder who’s on Larry King tonight?” didn’t have a L…
23-01-2021 18:56

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I’m looking forward to talking to my NP Tuesday so I can hopefully get a better understanding of anxiety and other… https://t.co/xzms8Vm410
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23-01-2021 10:58

0 0
I set my alarm for 0800. It’s 0156 and I’m starting to regret that
23-01-2021 10:56

0 0
Not even sure which season honestly. I’ve seen them so many times that the episode and season numbers blur. Netflix… https://t.co/vEiwC5ybt9
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23-01-2021 10:55

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“Don’t just stand there devouring me with your eyes, kiss me you fool”
From an episode of The Twilight Zone and I… https://t.co/80IWKkMRyK
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23-01-2021 10:54

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Okay I think she’s actually asleep now. Still watching Dave chappelle tho
23-01-2021 10:49

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RT @jorgethevirgin: a relationship should be 50/50, she exists and i adore her.
23-01-2021 10:37

1 0
I need to actually get a gray blazer. That’s all that’s missing from my wardrobe at the moment https://t.co/tcSXqnWedk
23-01-2021 10:27

0 0
Stovetop stuffing is somehow good
23-01-2021 10:21

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@jacqueskingoff I usually do, but like we’ve just never said it before so in my head I’m just like “oh I’m glad you… https://t.co/Qv0bNYiQDU
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23-01-2021 10:04

2 0
My friend told me “goodnight, I love you ❤️”. I know she meant it in a friendly way but it’s throwing me off bc we’… https://t.co/OyJG0Olgar
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23-01-2021 09:59

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@jacqueskingoff My Spotify premium is $5 a month but it also comes with Showtime and Hulu
23-01-2021 09:28

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Aight i think she fell asleep. Imma go watch Dave Chappelle. Goodnight !
23-01-2021 09:24

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Why is it called fleet? What the fuck is a fleet?
23-01-2021 09:21

0 0
You ever just look at a word for a while or repeat a word and then it sounds weird? I said broccoli in my head for… https://t.co/1TjyWggQid
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23-01-2021 09:17

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@jacqueskingoff Student Spotify premium comes in clutch. Only $5
23-01-2021 09:08

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125 million dollar suburb and we still live next to fucking train tracks 🙄
23-01-2021 09:02

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RT @posadist_trapgd: yes the radical left — who wants everyone to have healthcare, a livable wage, housing, a clean environment, etc — is t…
23-01-2021 08:56

1 0
One hour has passed. I know this because the album Blonde is exactly 1 hour and 0 seconds long
23-01-2021 08:47

0 0
Tryna find a girl i can go visit my grandma with
23-01-2021 08:26

3 0
This girl hasn’t really talked to me all day but as soon as I start playing Minecraft she replies like instantly 😔
23-01-2021 08:04

0 0
Listening to blonde now
23-01-2021 07:50

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My probably is that I can fill up my inventory in like an hour with all the lumber, coal, and iron i need but then… https://t.co/cU9np1jQn8
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23-01-2021 07:34

0 0
Now time to play Minecraft in bed
23-01-2021 07:33

0 0
Why do all of y’all look so pretty/handsome?? I think if I had better skin I’d post more pics of myself
23-01-2021 07:32

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I hold back from tweeting so much more. Y’all are lucky
23-01-2021 07:29

0 0
Correct ! https://t.co/23rsCQNVq5
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23-01-2021 07:01

0 0
Clipped and filed my nails. I feel like a new man
23-01-2021 06:36

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@gmcat0 Well that’s just common sense
23-01-2021 06:35

3 0
Who don’t want me?
23-01-2021 06:07

2 0
Who want me
23-01-2021 05:59

1 0
I’m starting to think that watching attack on titan is the direct causation of me having 0 hoes
23-01-2021 05:00

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RT @scoobydoovevo: okay listen to corbens song or wake up dead tomorrow 😈
23-01-2021 04:39

1 0
Breadsticks at Olive Garden https://t.co/ZmTuhBYBdi
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23-01-2021 04:35

0 0
My mom asked me if I roasted my coffee beans in a skillet. Ma’am I don’t even know how to roast coffee beans but I… https://t.co/gSqniMtXcc
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23-01-2021 04:28

0 0
My mom just got onto me for putting something in the drawer that had a speck on it but when I say something about m… https://t.co/kpnKNb1aQs
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23-01-2021 04:14

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@youngpoultry @WeyesBlood Thank you for the suggestion! It’ll be the album I listen to after I finish channel Orange
23-01-2021 04:12

0 0
Now channel ORANGE
23-01-2021 04:03

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Tell me some albums y’all really like. It can be any genre. I’m trying to listen to like 4-5 albums a day and I’d love some suggestions
23-01-2021 03:54

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RT @ginadivittorio: Collective action works https://t.co/HGGmeOJinU
23-01-2021 03:42

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@audreytbright My stepfather unfortunately
23-01-2021 03:28

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My grandma wants me to come live with her which would be cool because she lives in the country. I think it would be neat
23-01-2021 03:24

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RT @unsolvedtwt: internet friends are so weird because like i know ur deepest trauma but i’ve never seen ur legs
23-01-2021 03:20

0 0
My grandma is too good to me
23-01-2021 03:16

0 0
You’d think that a 36 year old would know that dirty dishes do not go in the cabinets with the clean dishes. You’d think so
23-01-2021 02:42

0 0
Hmmm https://t.co/TQ49h1Mp0c
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23-01-2021 01:47

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RT @gayassswag: the existence of “mental health problems” implies “mental health solutions” but /i’ve/ never heard any.
23-01-2021 01:46

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RT @thegIowpt2: new https://t.co/SgOcv6FDIY
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23-01-2021 00:28

0 0
Now cherry bomb
22-01-2021 23:11

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@jacqueskingoff Interesting. I see it tho. I’ve also been compared to @bbnomula
22-01-2021 22:38

0 0
My starter is working !!! Today is the second feeding day and I can’t wait to see how much it rises by
22-01-2021 21:53

0 0
Hey @conceptsbot what should I do today
22-01-2021 21:50

2 0
I cherish these two more than I cherish most of my family https://t.co/X3ZUYaO1Yl
22-01-2021 21:41

0 0
My chefs knife (6 inches) fits perfectly in my pocket. Why are men’s pockets so big??
22-01-2021 21:39

1 0
@m3nswearr Hii
22-01-2021 21:35

1 0
@radicalbutlame Id probably choke on my spit too 😔
22-01-2021 21:26

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@radicalbutlame What song??
22-01-2021 21:19

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This peach is pretty good
22-01-2021 21:18

0 0
The original pic of Bernie was cute, we don’t need 100 memes for it tho
22-01-2021 21:14

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I’m trying to listen to a few albums a day. I just finished Rumors by Fleetwood Mac. Now I’m listening to Fine Line by Harry styles
22-01-2021 20:48

0 0
Good morning
22-01-2021 19:54

1 0
Aight goodnight y’all
22-01-2021 10:57

2 0
It’s 1 am and I’m watching baking videos
22-01-2021 10:12

3 0
Who up that still up
22-01-2021 10:12

1 0
I’ve been sober for like more than two weeks. Interesting
22-01-2021 10:02

1 0
@grrrworm G o o d
22-01-2021 10:01

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@grrrworm Still high?
22-01-2021 09:56

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@grrrworm 😔😢
22-01-2021 09:54

1 0
@grrrworm Went grocery shopping and got back home at 18:30. Started simmering my tomatoes at 19:00 until 20:09. Coo… https://t.co/pJ6JECzwqa
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22-01-2021 09:51

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@grrrworm @thegIowpt2 Oh you high high
22-01-2021 09:40

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@thegIowpt2 Yes
22-01-2021 09:35

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I got called handsome tonight so my ego is gonna be high for the next week or so
22-01-2021 09:35

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@thegIowpt2 Sweet but not overbearing. Figured I could have some fruit and peaches are pretty good
22-01-2021 09:23

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RT @thegIowpt2: @james_choat you gonna fuck the peaches i just know it
22-01-2021 09:22

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@thegIowpt2 I actually got peaches today but they’re not as good as farm fresh ones. Especially with like some heav… https://t.co/Ocqfw4lxPK
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22-01-2021 09:21

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@thegIowpt2 It’s been two years since I felt the touch of a woman, what do you expect 😭😭
22-01-2021 09:20

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I wish I lived near a peach farm. Farm fresh peaches are a godsend
22-01-2021 09:18

1 0
@grrrworm Understandable, have a rest of your day
22-01-2021 09:16

1 0
@grrrworm Understandable, have a great rest of your day
22-01-2021 09:15

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RT @vincestaples: We gotta get this lil nigga some bitches asap
22-01-2021 09:06

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Brush your teeth too
22-01-2021 09:06

1 0
@sidneywebber_ I don’t know what else to say besides thank you https://t.co/j70OhG4ZJ2
22-01-2021 08:55

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@mayaisfiya That’s fair. Have a great rest of your night
22-01-2021 08:51

1 0
Y’all think I’m ugly?
22-01-2021 08:36

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Go listen https://t.co/f2d9vSdoNW
https://t.co/f2d9vSdoNW
https://t.co/f2d9vSdoNW
22-01-2021 08:17

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RT @tropicanapussy: this is the best scene that has ever been written, nothing can top this https://t.co/Nni5xj0tTP
22-01-2021 08:11

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Same thing tonight ladies https://t.co/nfI2W4HKsp
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https://t.co/nfI2W4HKsp
22-01-2021 08:09

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Im sorry but I’ve watched this like 20 times today https://t.co/owRlzBFQep
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22-01-2021 07:25

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Need me a Kentucky girl so I have a real reason to move back
22-01-2021 07:22

1 0
I also got like 20 ounces of shrimp today so I’m excited for my lunches now
22-01-2021 06:46

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My lasagna is really good
22-01-2021 06:35

0 0
So close... https://t.co/UDzsLo0nN5
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22-01-2021 06:22

0 0
Starting season three of attack on titan
22-01-2021 05:55

1 0
First lasagna as an adult. The cheese is browned, not burnt, I promise. Now gotta wait like 30 more minutes https://t.co/oT52jfHKJm
22-01-2021 05:53

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Bro I’m hungry, why the fuck did I decide to make lasagna. It’s one one of the longest foods I could have chosen to cook 😔😔
22-01-2021 05:49

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Who up?
22-01-2021 05:48

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I have been standing in front of my oven for over an hour and a half and I just put my lasagna in like 10 minutes a… https://t.co/eiiCUn3M7K
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https://t.co/eiiCUn3M7K
22-01-2021 05:25

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Looking for a hot leftist girl or guy to listen to Alan Watts with me. Dm me for serious inquiries
22-01-2021 04:03

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RT @Applejacksmans: I have nothing to offer in a relationship. Who want me?
22-01-2021 03:26

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@mayaisfiya The bio is what always trips me up. Thank you though !
22-01-2021 01:49

1 0
@mayaisfiya Any advice?
22-01-2021 01:43

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@hotmilfboobs Damn I gotta leave
22-01-2021 01:07

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RT @tropicanapussy: I hate it when I'm tryna like this picture and my iPhone 11 Pro Max 256GB drops between the heated leather seats of my…
22-01-2021 01:04

0 0
Bro at least 10 people I went to elementary school have had kids already. The fuck are y’all doin?? I don’t even wa… https://t.co/sHYIQyPQkk
https://t.co/sHYIQyPQkk
https://t.co/sHYIQyPQkk
22-01-2021 01:01

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@JoeBiden you have like 6 days until my starter is fully complete. It was at the blue line the other day and now it… https://t.co/iAWaS1M1Dd
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22-01-2021 00:37

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Hey @JoeBiden imma need that $2000 soon. I’m trying to bake some sourdough and I need new cookware for it
22-01-2021 00:31

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@jacqueskingoff I read Ight as LGBT
22-01-2021 00:18