Baas Willem 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 (@wmacgwenzi) — If you don't have anything you have to act like own everything.
@kulanicool My phone. Switches off the light when I put it on the ear.. If not that then 🤣🤣🤣
@ZethuANkosi @wmacgwenzi . I have a one sitter.
@Priddx @Xolanethabethe2 @TakaTina1 Brabus that didn't go to school Mos. Bra Baas 🤣🤣🤣
@Bongy_ngubs Because they don't want to say it
@kulanicool 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can see you didn't go to church. 🤣🤣🤣🤜
@Xolanethabethe2 @TakaTina1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NyembeMbalenhle It's not wet 🤣🤣🤣😜
@NyembeMbalenhle Serious.🤣🤣🤣 UnPandemise my friend. Practice, practice
@TakaTina1 Kee Wagon. . 63 MAG. SSPORT VERSION BY Bra Baas. If you know. You know. Mr price of cars.
@Naf_flc Even men applied Vaseline to escape from marriages 🤣🤣🤣
@Bentley23Mtafu @cars_pixels Andizi https://t.co/TQEaMaeDUq
@_Hybreed_ @WillardKatsande Are these all Willards🤔🤔🤔
@Nthapeleng__ are you good. Hope you are finding strength to go on in this sorrowful time. Strength King.👊👊👊👊
@kulanicool Andizi. Let me Sunday in beef 🥩 🤣🤣
@Chymamusique 😭😭😭The love here is so touching 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NyembeMbalenhle You left battery acid shooters.
@NaMabena_KW You are not even going to nurse me back to dry 😭. 👋
@NaMabena_KW 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂. Let me continue as if I didn't talk to you.. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
@NaMabena_KW 💃💃💃💃💃🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️Can i DM now 🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️😂😂
@Mahlatse_mogale It's true. I know the guy she is cheating with.
@NaMabena_KW I had a friend in Vaalwater. And he had Oleseng albums. He forced me to like him. Am addicted. 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
@Tuelo41690949 @yoAgronomist Patience is key. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NaMabena_KW Done. I trust you with gospel things. Only 🙆♀️🙆♀️🤣🤣
@Tuelo41690949 @yoAgronomist Still on the way 🤞 🤞 😂
@kulanicool Then we should normalize hating people for buying from Mr Price instead of Zara. 😭😭😭😭
@lelomatlala1 @FarmersMakawana Goat meat when i come akere. 👌👌👌 Nice
@interiorgoaIs @Qhawe88399948 @LungaMahlati 🙆♀️🙆♀️👌👌
@missZwanga Usually buy sours. My son used to make me eat the sour part for him 😂😂 Making me pay for my in consideration
@kulanicool Mara he is not in Public. Police in not public. 👌👌👌🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️
@kulanicool Have you ever seen the a herd of Wildebeest run??
@MolokoHM @realNtaraSibizo @mzwandileMasina @Abramjee The truck hit the column and the bridge must have been shaken… https://t.co/owvHakfQ7Z
@nmadzenga Love this road. Last time I was there the other one was closed.. So was forced to come back on this same one
@Karabo_Mokgoko I want to see the pigs from which they take the wings. 🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️
@LessyJantjie You should stop laughing. This is some serious stuff hle 👌👌👌😂
@LessyJantjie Your daughter. You just need to guide her.. Let her free to dream. We pray for family safety. As for… https://t.co/OwmEZQmqQq
@MahlodiJR Please eat the meat properly this time. Neh 😭😭 Because effort yona is 200%
@NunguKaNdlela I need to sleep to understand this. 😴😴 Will reply in my sleep. So that speak the same slaunguage
@NunguKaNdlela OK. Afternoon nap is over. I told you to stop tweeting whilst dreaming🤔🤔
@Msiza_Nutty Am good with systems and strategies.
@Msiza_Nutty I can also cook a storm, hey. Am useless as a restaurantauer
@BongaMagutshwa @iKingVele_Le @ChefScott_ The fact that you know her. Is enough. State funerals can't be reserved for thieves only.
@Msiza_Nutty Salad greens first. The meat has to sleep on a comfortable bed akere 😂😂😂😂
@Msiza_Nutty I was listening to a song that was saying Alpha and Omega. It was befitting 😂😂😂
@Msiza_Nutty Alpha and Omega. There is drink.
@AskGregory @realNtaraSibizo @mzwandileMasina @Abramjee The whole bridge would have collapsed.. My view. Am not an… https://t.co/TiCMM9xHw9
@Bongs_Mahlangu R10. Kezamile shem.
@Ek_Jacquelyn What if my happiness comes from not letting people do what the have to do Asking for a friend 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@realNtaraSibizo @mzwandileMasina @Abramjee That bridge is designed to break exactly like that to protect other sec… https://t.co/EDSgsRWv3c
@dramadelinquent I say to by brothers am coming now now. They now it not less than 3months. 😂😂😂
@NunguKaNdlela Just saw on Somizi TL. It's sad hey. Death is coming very fast. 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔
@somizi Rest in peace MaMhlongo. We pray for strength in mourning and may you be comforted in your grief.. We cry with you.
@NunguKaNdlela Wait wait.. What are you saying here.
@iam_mitchell01 Got ya. 😂😂😂
@iam_mitchell01 Make sure before posting ntwana. 😂😂😂😂
@honourableTshif @MahlodiJR @MahlodiJR someone got you before I did 😛😛
@iam_mitchell01 It says Mike 😂😂😂. You are dripping 👌👌👌👌❤️
@NaMabena_KW @Bongs_Mahlangu Joking 😂😂😂.
@NaMabena_KW @Bongs_Mahlangu Was there yesterday. Preparing for the braai Mos 😂😂
@NaMabena_KW @Bongs_Mahlangu She wanted to. Her family is around her. 👌
@NaMabena_KW @Bongs_Mahlangu Will eat on your behalf 😂😂😂
@NaMabena_KW @Bongs_Mahlangu Mara wena. Trust me 😭😭
@NaMabena_KW @Bongs_Mahlangu He is in Capetown 😂😂i will hide in the boot
@NaMabena_KW @Bongs_Mahlangu @NaMabena_KW let's go and braai at Bongie
@NunguKaNdlela Police escorts.
@i_malz @thupana_m @MMStadium In Polokwane you find Giraffes, in Cape Town you find bowls of Salad and in Joburg yo… https://t.co/rb5ULUP5I7
@NunguKaNdlela It's covid time. So any Smeg can do 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Let's discuss after Corona
@NunguKaNdlela Hahaha 😂😂😂😂 You want me to get killed
@_mokeng96 @OksalayoMxm Doing exactly what it's meant to do. Just stay safe skhokho. We will come out the other side
@_mokeng96 @OksalayoMxm Yes. Far too late. Noone with COVID is a criminal for spreading it. But people are being f… https://t.co/8UdArCoO4F
@_mokeng96 @OksalayoMxm Remember how Mqomboti was poured all over. Church leaders arrested, soldiers killing Mr Kho… https://t.co/i2CPjsJQsh
@_mokeng96 @OksalayoMxm Yes.. The same people are being arrested for risking spreading it.
@Anele__SA Kk has facts for days. Sizwe has phrases for years
@OksalayoMxm @_mokeng96 This guy was never arrested. But thousands have been arrested and are COVID criminals but h… https://t.co/6Fn2s4ZaGm
@songwiqib @Noks_KaMajiya 😂😂😂Under the belt 🙆♀️🙆♀️
@LessyJantjie U- three biggest wishes 😜😜
@LessyJantjie Let me try 😂
@LessyJantjie 😂😂😂The questions did suit me. 😂😂
@LessyJantjie @- will you be my valentine 😂😂😂😂
@Chymamusique I used to trust you 😅 😅 until now
@Warona_Mash @KingTuT_za Look. South Africa has these laws and they are protecting SANs. Nothing xenophobic about t… https://t.co/FXcHq49BNx
@NunguKaNdlela The original come in a red box 😂😂😂😂
@NunguKaNdlela The red one. This one is the Chinese version 😂😂
@Yamez07 @BigKid850312 I did. Am still wondering 😂😂😂 I can't not thank her though 😜😜😜
@BigKid850312 What did we do now 😭😭😭 😂 👏👏 Thank you very much
@Bongs_Mahlangu We just want a thousand you. That's all 😂😂😂Enjoy your day. Leave a piece of the meat. Not cake 😛😛
@Bongs_Mahlangu Happy Birthday Bongie, continue to shine the light of happiness and care. Am privileged to know you… https://t.co/KnKMSahDuT
@DonaldInDenial @PrinceKaybee_SA Yes. If you are not brothers then you are twins 😂😂😂
@SgadlaSeNsizwa 😂😂😂😂. You want to relegate us to backbenchers. It's better if they don't know. 😂😂 But good suggest… https://t.co/HKczhYGaaP
@SgadlaSeNsizwa I was born 1965. We are inside.
@Thlolo15March @benzito142 A loyal royal queen right there. 👏👏👏
@Thlolo15March @benzito142 @Thlolo15March I have fallen in love with your energy. You have been by your chips side… https://t.co/8sgL6Lx3Zk
@LesegoKantani Promise to bake those for me when camp there. They look like a million bites
@Vapopya1 @MbetheSibusiso @mduie_ @CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA Definitely.
@LindyNtsoko Am with you and everyone. 😭😭
@Vapopya1 @MbetheSibusiso @mduie_ @CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA Glad to be privileged enough to help. Funny thing i… https://t.co/GlUWlrroAH
@CynthiaZandile1 @MbetheSibusiso @mduie_ @CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA Amen
@ZimbiniSotho @MbetheSibusiso @mduie_ @CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA We pray for life to be able to continue with it… https://t.co/d5CxeVdj2X
@ZimbiniSotho @MbetheSibusiso @mduie_ @CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA You are welcome. I was shown kindness. So it's embedded.
@ZimbiniSotho @MbetheSibusiso @mduie_ @CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA Am a product of strangers helping hands. And kn… https://t.co/KDAMDDYFfB
@NyembeMbalenhle Tell her. She must just bookmark the channel for later. 😜😜
@Vapopya1 @MbetheSibusiso @mduie_ @CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA Will try to help him broaden his product range and… https://t.co/kCpUVxB5xj
@ZimbiniSotho @MbetheSibusiso @mduie_ @CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA Yes. So the reason why I was interested is that… https://t.co/U7tvML8Ab8
@Vapopya1 @MbetheSibusiso @mduie_ @CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA Amen.. Am going to sit him down on Monday and at le… https://t.co/BrMjmgIEoV
@NunguKaNdlela Tell her.
@ZethuANkosi @Ntsoaki_B @tumishi_phala You are racist. 😭😭😭😭🙆♀️🙆♀️ White Smeg. Carrying flowers on the head 🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️🤣
@MahlodiJR Am so afraid of COVID. . Thank you. You too enjoy. Let's live for tomorrow. Stay safe.
@MahlodiJR Same to you. That time am checking my Inkomazi.🤣🤣🤣
@MahlodiJR 🙏🙏🙏🙏. The world is uptight. We can relax a bit. We are going through a lot. Thank you for the engagement. 😁😁😁
@MahlodiJR Wait and see. 😂😂😂😂🙆♀️ Ooh.. I forgot. The cows run away all the time. So it's gonna be long before they trust me 😭 🙆♀️😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@MahlodiJR Let me afford the meat and i will show you how its done. You must eat is such a way that if the cows see you they run away 😂😂😂😂
@MahlodiJR Am jealous of the food. And you didn't even eat it right. Next time. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@Ditabe_ Not the South Africa i am in. Let's cross check if we are talking about the same country. 🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️
@MahlodiJR We are watching you 😛😂😂😂😜
@MahlodiJR They way you ate those bones, is the same as that guy who Spents 50k on whisky and buys his kids 50 rand shoes 😛😛😂
@VusiThembekwayo On a personal level. They are respected. But as leaders Fuck them. They didn't fuck up as elders… https://t.co/nWNLwOCdSz
@MbetheSibusiso @mduie_ @CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA This issue is so serious. I. Met someone today who was laid o… https://t.co/p62pAjT3uD
@Gundo_V @Makhudu_ZA @MNMadzhiye "If you are lazy "🤔🤔
@lindelwamrwata @WillardKatsande You shouldn't have laughed. You actually nailed it 😂😂😂😛
@kulanicool @Bongs_Mahlangu @kulanicool open DM please.
@Thlolo15March Lovely. Enjoy your day. And keep smiling. Make good chips.
@Thlolo15March You are welcome. I want to taste the results. You must share
@Thlolo15March Practice. Practice and don't quit. Believe in yourself. Don't do it for anyone but yourself. And put your heart into it 👌👌👌👍👍
@VusiThembekwayo Few cases are an exception. If you don't have a proper plan, definitely. Business is made out of… https://t.co/OaO0fOjWgw
@Thlolo15March OK. Ladies first. What do you want. What is fair to you in your eyes 🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️ Maybe i might get famous 😜
@Thlolo15March Kkkkk. Good for me then. But keep trying. We all started there. We just didn't post it. Someone righ… https://t.co/PZ2ik3MIBK
@Thlolo15March If you ask nicely. I might say no very nicely as well. If you can do McDonald's chips. I will do the laundry.
@Thlolo15March OK. Next time use more oil and let it boil first. Then the chips won't get as oily and don't ever do laundry again, 😭😭
@Thlolo15March Who did you try to kill 🤔🤔 You will get it right next time.
@JacobBW10 @fmogopodi16 Amen. My team didn't know that i have 2 jobs. They mostly see me working with them. So they… https://t.co/8fY3iR8dYp
@PearlThusi @NaMabena_KW @Bongs_Mahlangu @LorraineMadziv1
@Chymamusique My son does this. I have to ask him why he is wasting my time. Am old already. Time is precious. Straight to the point 😭😭😭
@msport1gp You will. I will wait. Now that I have some waiting to do. COVID can wait too 🙄🙄😂
@Chymamusique Laughter bonds people Smiles connect people and and jokes make a community. Will camp here for the jokes
@msport1gp Akere you are buying in BALITO. Don't disappoint me 😭😭😭
@msport1gp Definitely. See you in KZn. We will meet in town. You from BALITO me from lokshin. I love my Chesa nyama
@msport1gp KZN. BALITO does not have chesa nyama. I don't go there
@msport1gp Definitely. Anything is possible. As long as you keep focus. 👍👍👍👌👌👌🙏🙏🙏
@msport1gp Does the house fly you to heaven when you die 😂 😂 😂. Anyway ignore me. All the best. Will come visit.
@msport1gp Which country is this person buying 🤣🤣🤣
@Ntombi988 Happy Birthday Ntombi. Will follow you when Twitter is finished with its politics.
@moshibudi_ Am livid with my sister. She makes foolish emotional decisions. I think we should cancel this sibling thing. Find new family 😂😂😊
@kulanicool This is a sad reality. And the younger sister will never see it coming. But instead of being jealous s… https://t.co/4ctpoVH4uO
@EthelManyaka @keri_leollys 😂😂😂
@EthelManyaka @keri_leollys 😂😂😂 Imagine having so many talents and you are broke as hell. Life is funny 🤣🤣🤣
@kulanicool Reminds of this guy who bought my last car. The radiator was leaking. No problem Is the sound system g… https://t.co/9FONG1oWjx
@EthelManyaka @keri_leollys 😂😂😂Exactly. COVID is making us statisticians, doctors and prophets.
@EthelManyaka @keri_leollys Thank you.. I once was a good maths student. Money happened. Now it's rent plus electri… https://t.co/Z9i6D7xpeS
@keri_leollys Brackets first. 3 Divide 3 Then you multiply. 3x3
@itsonlyBonolo_ Yes. Halfway. People are afraid of success and they tear it down. People are so poor that anything… https://t.co/SbiytHFg3s
@moshibudi_ So, Offentse. What's your favorite song. Which movie do you like repeating. What is temperature of the… https://t.co/F6eTWdZvOU
@kulanicool All the cars are a Suzuki Project. Toyota asked Suzuki into a Suv partnership. That's the result. Influence 😂😂
@scchultzzz1 @BeeZee71286901 @VusiThembekwayo He is not. He is not. He can't afford to. 🙆♀️🙆♀️
@scchultzzz1 @BeeZee71286901 @VusiThembekwayo How dare you say he steals .. He is doing business 😂😂
@TakaTina1 Is that km/hr. Or Miles/hr. Asking for a sidechick who has a crush on you.
@ramakutana @Nkosizulu12 @VusiThembekwayo You might be a bit late on Sasol. You need companies that really thrive o… https://t.co/SXSVeje86A
@Nkosizulu12 @ramakutana @VusiThembekwayo If you have cash now and you have an appetite for high risk. YOU Are King… https://t.co/4WCu0YPMF9
@ramakutana @VusiThembekwayo Meanwhile the agents are starving. Life has slowed down. I ordered stuff for a client… https://t.co/65PpcoovZJ
@BeeZee71286901 @VusiThembekwayo Capitalism is not designed to elevate the people that feeds it. Poverty is the bus… https://t.co/lHKoQIehCt
@ramakutana @VusiThembekwayo They are buying. But what is the turn around town for clearing the deals in municipalities. 🙆♀️🙆♀️
@SiyaNgcangca @VusiThembekwayo It's brutal
@VusiThembekwayo Am on the fortunate side of things. Almost bought a property but signing was delayed. And COVID br… https://t.co/f42MzrmQZ1
@NyembeMbalenhle @kevinbeyd_ Now that's some Xenophobia right there. Reporting you to the Competition commission. You are biased. 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
@NyembeMbalenhle Just came back from the mall It's full. Wanted to go to the bank Made a U turn very fast. And th… https://t.co/KT8Ba8pZFk
@NyembeMbalenhle @kevinbeyd_ If you guys don't forgive them. You are stuck with us then 😭😭😭🤣🤣
@VusiThembekwayo Just spoke to My estate agent friend. It's brutal. She nearly broke down begging. The husband hasn… https://t.co/bvBdvcEoOC
@kevinbeyd_ @NyembeMbalenhle Your prayers are not in vain 😂😂😂
@maya9302 😂😂Men gotta cheat Akere
@AfricanChild___ Reminds of the Economic situation in South Africa. That young man represents 80% of the population
@maya9302 He will cheat after marriage. Just in case 🤣🤣
@furnace_furn @Karabo_Mokgoko 😂😂😂It was going to be elusive. To some
@kulanicool @DON_PAPICHUL0 Police and you can't get into most facilities.. He is just complying.. Accidentally precautionary.
@dudewithsign COVID doesn't know time. 😂😂
@lelomatlala1 This is not isolated to farmers neither is it isolated to Northern Cape. It's a disease that is eatin… https://t.co/Hq1qQjO7P8
@mathibe_mitta 😂😂😂😂 The work is brilliant. Surely there is a market for it
@mathibe_mitta Frame 4. How can you get stabbed and the hat remains un-bothered
@robzinterris He is very consistent. Yellow card every game. Drip every day
@londiwe_ta2 @NaMabena_KW 🙋🙋🙋Good day to you
@NyembeMbalenhle They are taking chances. Am too broke to be restauranting and friends and family are locked up. St… https://t.co/ukhiV9sDVc
@Pedi_Kween This one sexually is xenophobic. 😂😂
@moo_venda Happy too. Kuyafana Mos 😂😂😂😂
@NaMabena_KW Good morning beautiful person. 🙏🙏🙏 You too have a blessed day.
@MachetheS The whites do not know taxi drivers. They just see taxis. All driven by one driver
@LVolsetto Frame 4 is so natural.
@sandwich_kiing I hear you. Good looking people are not allowed to be successful. 😂😂 They are blessed already. Hustling is for us ugly ones
@LeboSadiki 😭😭😭. Hola when you are ready. Will hook you up with a good chauffer. A lady who knows Cape Town like no one
@sandwich_kiing You must stop looking beautiful and start looking handsome.😂😂😂 Maybe that's why Metro police are jealous 😂😂
@LeboSadiki Try it. The water is not as near. You can sit and absorb the atmosphere. Find someone to go with.
@Carlitotears Africa has the most preserved lands and the least populated continent. But some people want to exterm… https://t.co/mc3CiY2yss
@LeboSadiki Plug https://t.co/Pe6qqK0bne. It's che. Comes with a canoe. And calm water at your doorstep. The sea is… https://t.co/OxsnfpqQR4
@LekgeuKokey This is not dark.. Its beautiful. So you have every right to love it
@NyembeMbalenhle Oksalayo. We can't control nature. 😂😂😂😂
@Chymamusique I always leave it in the wallet.